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HALLOWEENIE TAG!

Mah Friendy Samm Sanity Tagged me in ze halloween tag, (I know you wanted me to do it on my channel but I actually can’t films right now soooo have a text post.)

Here are das questions:

1. Favorite Halloween song? Patd’s cover of This is Halloween (though Amy Lee’s Sally’s Song is beautiful as well…)

2. Witch or Vampire? VAMPOORS I’ma be Vlad Todd for halloweens Cx

3. Favorite thing about Halloween? Cheesy Horror Movies! I love seeing all the bad movies that come on the Scyfy channel XD

4. Halloween party or scary movie marathon? Hmmmm Both! Ordinarily I would say movie marathons, but I actually have friends to do a halloween parteh wif this year so we’re gunna do that and then I think Josh and I will marathon ❤

5. Skeletons or Zombies? Skeletons, Zombies are cool but super cliche and I love the skeletons in the corpse bride Cx

6. Favorite Halloween candy? All of it???? Seriousleh, everything. Especially the gummies that are shaped like eyeballs and brains and shit XD

7. Favorite Halloween movie? Toss up between The Nightmare Before Christmas (I bet nobodyyyyy saw that coming) and Young Frankenstein (I’m always a slut for some Gene Wilder)

8. Favorite Halloween costume? Anything that you obviously put effort into. Life-like zombies, dead dolls, hell, even slutty cats, as long as it doesn’t look like you just dropped twenty bucks on a mini dress and called it good.

9. Favorite Halloween store? The only one we get it Spirit Halloween, so, that.

10. Jack-o-lanterns, yes or no? DUH???? Seriously how is this a fucking question?!?!

11. Bats or Black Cats? AGHHHH I can’t pick oneeeee, bats are super cute but I want to save the black kitties that get murdered sooooo bats on halloween, black cats the rest of the year. ^_^

12. Is Halloween your favorite holiday? It’s tied for Christmas but yes, they’re fighting for the number-one spot of love in my soul.

13. Pumpkin spice latte or hot chocolate? Mulled Cider (with ze alcohols), apple anything is my fall drink, but I hate pumpkin everything (except grams pumpkin logs) so hot chocolate if it has to be one of the two

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I’ve Been Doing Things…..Sneaky Things…..

But only if by sneaky you mean completely and utterly boring. But I’m starting to come out of my funkishness of depursions. I’m not like super happy now but the really bad bits are starting to ease up and aren’t coming quite as frequently *THANK YOU GOD* And I’m back up to my mildly happy contentish normal.

One thing that was weird though: This weekend when I was in walmart with the Josh my hands started shaking really bad. Like I probably looked like I was on drugs or something bad. I couldn’t even hold my chipotle soda and had to put it down which made me sad because I love soda. That was highly irrelevant. My mum came over *gags* but she did say that there is a  two-week longish virus going around that makes you feel very “mono-ey” So I might just have a virus! <–sounds like sarcasm but is not, because if this issss just a virus I should start to feel better in a few more days. White hair is still freaky though.

*Disgustingness Disclaimer, skip the next paragraph if you are easily grossed out.*

I gave myself a blowout in my ear this weekend! I decided that I should stop being such a pussy and take my second holes up another gauge anddddd I really shouldn’t have done that. I thought that they were just really sore but this morning when Josh woke me up before he left for work I was just like Yup they hurt too bad I quit, I’m going back down. I asked Josh to look at them and see if they were okay, they were bleeding a shit-load and had pus in them *gags* So I had to spend the few morning minutes I get with my bae (sarcastic bae, don’t stab meh.) cleaning up a maybe infected ear. *sighs* I am glad I did though, if they’d been left much longer I probably would’ve needed to see a Dr for antibiotics and then my doctor who’s a family friend would’ve bitched me out for being stupid. Which I was, but hind-sight is 20/20.

I also had to go to the eye dr people yesterday and get my eyeballs checked. Which is good that I went but it sucked because I had to leave and come back two hours later because both Dr’s needed a two hour lunch break at the same time -.-‘ my life…. However, now I can SEEEEE my prescription changed again, now I’m -4.50 in both eyes *sighs* I’m going blind. Unfortunately when she asked what brand I usually wear my brain shut down and I couldn’t think and for some reason I remembered the name of Josh’s brand but not mine. And I have decided that I do NOT like these. ew. I want my air optix back. GAIwt?HAG ER My eyeballs. I don’t know why because when I had them yesterday they were fine but this morning, they itch and my left one won’t sit right so I keep rubbing it and I can’t see. *sighs*

Also, I have decided that as soon as I’m done writing this and fixing my awkward eyeballs I shall record a video and then that video will be my first youtube videos. And I shall link it here, but I can’t actually just stick the damn thing in a post, because I don’t have the premium plan and I’m a cheap-ass broke person so I’m not upgrading. Maybe if I get fabulously wealthy off of youtubes, I’ll upgrade *dies from laughing too much at the likely hood of that ever happening.* Bitch please, If I get rich I’m spending that shit on hair dye and manicures, and maybe you know, college, or a house, or a less shitty car…… No no no: Clothes. Definitely. Band Tee’s and CD’s baby xD oh I’m so funny in my brain.

Also: Read This, It’s Josh’s blogy thing that he just made, and he’s a better writer than me so you should check it out. He’s also quite funny. I’m not entirely sure where he’s going with the whole thing but he wrote one really depressing/embarrasing post about me and one really funny one that made me laugh. Plus half of my face is in his profiley picture, which is funny to my brain. Why do I keep saying in my brain ?!!?!?!? WhY AM I SO WEIRD gosh. flippin idiot. I don’t even like napoleon dynamite….. Pardon me I need to go stab my brain with pencils until I straighten up a bit and learn to behave myself.

I’m back.

Except that I’m about to leave you all alone again because there’s nothing else I can really think of to write about, just if you have plugs, wait till they’re goddamn ready to stretch before you change sizes. Because I am a dumbass.

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Baby tiggiler thing. BECAUSE CUTE AMINALS MAKE ME HAPPY OKAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I’m HOME! :D

FINALLEH I missed my bed. And my internet. And my shower. And not having to pay three bucks every time I wanted a can of coke. But I digress.

In order that you might feel informed: I shall probably end up separating all of my vacation ramblings into separate posts so that I might ramble about all of the things without it being a three thousandish word posteh.

But for now since I’m odd, I shall only discuss things pertinent to my arrival home. Mostly the fact that I can’t sit on the couch to type all of this because it’s buried under approximately 38.2 billion loads of laundry. Just a rough estimate, but it looks pretty accurate from my view in bungee chair beside said couch-eating laundry mountain. *sighs*

Yup yesterday we got back at four-ish and pretty much just unpacked ordered pizza (there is no foods in our home right now   😦 *sighs with sadnesses*) and finished watching attack on titan only for Josh to then mention “Oh yea, season two isn’t out yet, and probably won’t be until 2016ish” BKAHS QWKURNQEI?OYR T?AYROGARYOIWFGJ WRGLD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!? Sadistic fucker -.- Now I have to find somewhere online to read the manga’s just so I know what fucking happens?!?!?! GHRAHLJHGILHAERGAH FGLADFG <– I am upset by this news. *growls* after we finished watching ze amine’s (letter-switching was intentional, don’t stab me.) We then played mah chrissymas video game until it was beddish time. That plus starting the 57 million loads of laundry was all that was accomplisheded yesterday evenings. *sighs*

I should probably start folding that laundry.

Except you know you don’t want to 

But if I don’t then I can’t sit on the couch and watch more anime’s later

Or you could sit on the floor and watch them now.

But I can’t watch them now anyways because smidge is running around eating things so I’d have to hold her and wouldn’t be able to read subtitles.

 Well NYAHHH you’re no fun you boring old person

 Fuck you lazy brain.

Fuck you too mrs. I’m going to be a responsible housewifey adult person

We should probably go see a doctor and find out if these conversations are normal…….

At least we can agree on something. *sulks away so I can go do laundry*

This is a tiny baby hedge-hog:

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Goodbye.

I Am Quite Unentertained.

Meaning I’m bored. But I’m always bored and I’m perpetually telling people that I’m bored so right now I am unentertained. *heaves the dramatic sigh of one burdened with almost exclusively first-world problems*

I also still feel like shit. My hands are freezing, my nose is running, I’m sore all over, and I dearly love complaining.

I am slightly sickish and very blue. Not like my usual “oh my gosh I hate myself I need to die” sort of depressed, Just that wretched winter time funk. I love fall, and winter, and clouds, and rain. But too much of a good thing can be bad. I think if it snowed I’d be happier. Snow is pretty and not grey. I like grey, but as I said, too much of a good thing.

I probably should have posted something yesterday, But I was busy binge reading again. I have just completed my third John Green novel (Paper Towns, if you were wondering). And I must say, this guy is oddly passionate about creating brilliant, enigmatic, young women and not letting the main character get anywhere near them. Don’t get me wrong, I love enigmatic young women characters as a rule, but I do feel as though the beginning and middle of this book had an eerily similar feel to Looking For Alaska. (which I mentioned I stayed up most of the night to finish.) If The Fault In Our Stars is even remotely similar, I’ll have a hard time finishing it. (Bad experiences with authors rehashing the same plot-lines/characters, but I will always remember the redwall series fondly regardless ^.^) This is probably why An Abundance of Katherine’s has been my favorite, more math, more boy humor, and oddly enough I found his pining less irritating then Q’s. Whatever, it was still a really awesome book, just don’t read a bunch of John Green novels right in a row or you’ll want to puke due to over-similarity-ishness.

The smidge is trying to eat Josh’s Xbox controller. I should probably stop her……

There isn’t really a point to this, I just felt bored and like I haven’t been posting very often lately so I’m rambling.

In other news I was supposed to have my best (okay lets be honest, only) girl friend over for a belated birthday celebration/sleep over. But she found out her schedule for work and doesn’t get off until 9 tonight and has to be at work at 9 tomorrow morning so it’s just not happening. On top of this Josh will probably not be getting home until like tennish either. So now I’m sad and resisting the urge to bury my feelings in cold pizza. *sniffles, although I’m unsure if it’s due to lonely unentertainedeness or the fact that I have a runny nose*

*sighs* I suppose I’ll just go watch hulu until I feel better.

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*all pictures stolen from the internet for your entertainments, okay just kidding, mostly mine*