Shameless self promotion!
Just. Fuck. Mondays.
It started out all niceeeee and relaxinggggg I took a shower with my new love and sunshine shower gels from bath and body works (heaven on a foofy.)
I painted my nails, I planned out my makeup
And then everything went to shit.
My eyeliner decided to be a bitch.
My nail polish smudged everywhere.
I had to change Smidge’s sheets twice, the second time necessitating a bath because yet again, she shit everywhere >.< (I’m just glad I caught it before she started eating it again >.< )
I also have to do a mountain of homework. And twelve loads of laundry, because of the aforementioned shitstorm.
Not to mention I need to pick up the living room, and the kitchen, and my bedroom. And I’ve dried the same load of laundry four times but it won’t dry because I decided to be lazy and over-stuff it yesterday >.<
And I can’t smell anything but shit.
And I’m supposed to finish filling out the goddamn car paperwork. Which is written in like greek or some-shit. Not really but it might as well be because it’s way too damn confusing. And my head is pounding, I’m still sick, and Josh and I finished the last episode of Orange is the New Black last night and now we have to wait till June for the next one -.-
I am not having a good day.
I’m also still on the motherfucking rag.
And I’m ready to stab someone.
I need chocolate and hibernation.
Fuck it, I’m taking a nap.
I found the perfect image to fit my post!